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Name: Hans
Country: United States
State: Virginia
Birthday: 2/8/1988
Gender: Male
Interests: Computers, reading, Christian music, sports, news, movies.
Expertise: Computers (MS Access, SQL Server, HTML, ASP, Visual Basic)
Occupation: Customer service/support
Industry: Business
Message: message me
MSN: starsoft
Member Since:
6/5/2004
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| Ladies and gentlemen:
I am moving my blog to blogger.com. It's new address is: http://starrsoft.blogspot.com
I have moved again, this time to my own domain: http://hansmast.com | | |
| We just got back from TN. We had a ton of fun playing rook, volleyball,
mafia, and killer wink. I drove all the way to TN (12 hours) and half
the way back (if you don't know how many hours that is, then I'm not
going to stunt the educational process by telling you.)
One night, late, we (myself, Benj, 1st cuzinz Derek & Renita) were
playing rook and Benj was losing. He said, "I am starting to stink..."
Renita piped up, "Well I'm finishing to stink!" We all busted out
laughing! I told her I was going to write it down on a piece of paper
and write it in my blog. She didn't want me to. So she grabbed the
paper from me. What a brown-haired blond! I just got another piece of
paper and wrote it on there and added her blond action to version 2.
Speaking of blonds, did you hear about the blond... oops, I forgot the joke... I wonder what color hair I have...
Tue. for brunch everyone (about 35-40 people) went to a Mexican
restaurant. There were two employees: a cook and a waiter/owner. Ronald
and I helped take food out to people. We also had to make and get our
own desserts. (I got a milkshake.) I even mopped the floor! It was
hilarious!! It was a very unique experience!! 
We also had fun swimming and water skiing in TN. We got home at 4:30 this morning.
We are going to KS tomorrow.
I found this really cool website about making sparkler bombs and a documentary (with pictures) of one going off. Both pages are hilariously funny!!
Quotes from above pages:
"You
have to have a fuse. If you do not know why you have to have a fuse, please stop reading
now and go away, for your own safety."
"Other enhancements, of the "Hey! Let’s build a can of fly spray into the
middle of the bomb!" variety, are likely to result in natural selection."
I have been working a lot on the Golden Rule Communications website. It has a bunch of cool new features. You should check it out.
I got an external 160 gb hd to put the GRC database onto and take with me to KS;  I'm taking my work with me...
AHQ (Acapella Harmony Quartet) just released their newest CD! They are personal friends of mine...
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| Last night we had a great time at Alfy's playing vball and and sitting
around (the campfire) talking and laughing.  I basically planned it.
Merv and Alfy helped a lot, tho. Alfy grilled chicken and tuna steaks.
Merv brot potato salad. I brought baked beans and chips. Ted brought
pop. Poor Teddy had to leave at 10:30 to be home by 11 curfew...
I got home at 1. I stayed up another hour and watched home vids w/ poor
Heidi who is suffering from extremely severe poison ivy. She watched
'em 'til 4:30! 
This morning I drank some Mountain Dew. In SS class we were talking
about spiritual gifts. I told everybody that if I start speaking in
tongues it's because I didn't get enough sleep last night. 
I started singing part of TrueVibe's "Jump, Jump, Jump" to Ted except I exchanged Dew for joy:
Can you feel the joy
Don't it make you want to jump, jump, jump
Don't it make you want to move, move, move
LOL!
After I had seated everyone (I am usher) I sat in the back to the
side and was trying to call Ted on his cell to unnerve him.
While I was doing that someone said how well the song "God on the
Mountain" would go with devotions. Dad said that him and me often like
to sing that song together. I heard that part... I didn't hear the
rest. I was too busy SMSing Ted. All of a sudden I heard Dad say,
"Well, it looks like he left."  (I
learned later this is what happened in the meantime: Somebody asked Dad
to have him and me sing that song. He said, well, he would, but he
doesn't know the words and doesn't have them. Someone piped up that
they had the words. Then he tried to get out of it by saying that I had
left. I was really still in the back just sitting to the side out of
his sight. At that point I made the mistake of standing up.) So I heard
him say that and then, everyone turned around to look at me  ,
so I figured that he was probably talking about me; and someone said,
no, he's there. So I stood up and and went over to the door trying to
figure out why they were talking about me.  I didn't have clue what was going on!! 
Dad asked me if I would sing it with him if he had the words. At that
point I figured it out. I nodded my reluctant assent and walked up. 
The problem with the words was that the lady had just written them down from memory and there were extra words in there.
Dad just tried to modify the rythm to add the words. I tried to sing it
right from memory. The rythm did not go well. The rest went,
reportedly, well.
After we sang, Simon Schrock thanked us and asked if anyone else
wanted to request any duets or solos or song . At the end of the
service then a guy with his girlfriend there visiting  suggested that he and his dad do a solo! It was funny cause he was pretty obviously showing of to GF!
I went over to Lawrence's this afternoon.
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| Funny paragraph from news article:
Schwarzenegger riles pet adoption groups
Governor Wants to Repeal Law Favoring Pet Adoption
"Few issues can incite animal lovers more than the abuse or killing of pets. Los Angeles' animal services director, Jerry Greenwalt, retired in April after protesters vandalized his house and spray-painted "murderer" on his car. Claiming the city killed too many animals, protesters also picketed the San Pedro home of Mayor James K. Hahn (only to be targeted themselves by Hahn's neighbors, armed with squirt guns.)"
LOL! Can't you just see the neighbors spraying the protestors with super-soakers!?!?!  Hey! That gives me an idea!!  We should go douse some of those death marchers in DC!! (they say they are for "Women's Rights."  A women's right to kill, huh?  ) | | |
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